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I swear to freaking god, this is going to happen to me someday. BE VIGILANT, FOLKS.
CEPHALO-PUNS.
Dr. Conrad Kotopus was a good man, devoting his life to rooster and octopus research. That is, until a series of 9 or so accidents turned him into an EVIL DOCTOR CHICKEN OCTOPUS MAN THING.