Posts Tagged ‘Johnny-Come-Lately’
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Ext. a House. TWO CHILDREN look longingly at a box of JOHNNY-COME-LATELY BRAND SUGARIZED CEREAL BITS on a high shelf.
FIRST CHILD: Dawww, I want those! I WANT THOSE BITS.
SECOND CHILD: I bet Mommy could get those down for us.
JOHNNY-COME-LATELY bursts through the goddamned wall, and rips the freaking box open and cereal explodes all over the fuckin’ place.
J-C-L: SCREW YER MOM. EAT ‘DEM BITS!
CHILDREN: YEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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CEPHALO-PUNS.
Dr. Conrad Kotopus was a good man, devoting his life to rooster and octopus research. That is, until a series of 9 or so accidents turned him into an EVIL DOCTOR CHICKEN OCTOPUS MAN THING.
