BASED ON A TRUE-ISH STORY. I saw a whole bunch of old college friends recently, and that led to a lot of reflecting. Ugh. Never think about the person you used to be like! You were probably horrible and the worst, and what were those PANTS you’re wearing? Jesus christ, get with the program and get a different haircut, what year is this
Hey, more in a series of me being the Worst Adult. I’ve been out of college for like 5 years, you think I’d have “haircuts” ticked off on my list of Regular Guy Things I Can Handle.
Anyways, here lies Matt, drowned in a sea of his own incompetence.